No butts about it, this was stupid. Johnson was in a Florida courtroom, ready for the judge to read the plea deal his lawyer had arranged for him. Johnson had been charged after allegedly headbutting his wife during a domestic dispute. Actually she’s now his former wife, she finally got her head on straight and left. But apparently Johnson liked the plea deal so much he decided to give his lawyer a little love tap, on his behind. So there’s Ochocinco, in court for what was a domestic violence charge and he slaps his lawyer on the butt in front of a female judge. Oh-so-dumb-o. Just watch.
If the focus of this blog is all about becoming more, about sharing stories of gratitude, abundance, great moments, and dreams, then once in a while maybe it’s important to show you the exact opposite. What not to do. How to screw things up by thinking you don’t have to get in line and play the game of life, that somehow the rules don’t apply to you.
Johnson will now spend 30 days in jail for failing to keep his hands above the table and checking his brain at the door. In the big scheme of things, why even care, why even pay attention? If I hadn’t been watching TV just to see the sports highlights and keep track of the tornado warnings in Maryland last night, I wouldn’t have noticed either. It was so funny, it was just so ridiculous, it seemed worth mentioning. If only so we can shake our heads collectively, in amazement.
Some people commit crimes, for others it’s a crime how they choose to handle their lives. Serving time in jail will serve Johnson well. I also heard they serve a delicious breakfast behind bars every morning, water… and warm buns.
Slap on some butter and bottoms up.
Until next time, thanks for taking the time.